Reijin “Rei” Atsuisei
A 22-year-old Barista from Minneapolis. Of Japanese/Korean decent, a bit of a quasi-goth and a fairly major slut. Rei’s hobbies include painting, playing guitar, and plotting against her enemies. Rei is a certified diabolical genius, but lets people underestimate her, just in case she needs to betray them at some point.
Sakuranbo “Pai” Pai
A seventeen year old gymnast who recently moved to the city for college. Rei’s first cousin and constant rival, Pai is a devout Catholic, and dedicated member of the “Iron Hymen Society”. Pai is an excellent pianist, and she loves sweets.
Rachel Teresa “Rach” Smith
A 23-year-old bouncer/adult film actress, Rachel’s (extremely) feminine frame belies her shocking strength. Rachel has an incredibly hyperactive libido, has a penchant for group sex, and will lay most anyone who wants to (which is most everyone). Despite this, she has remained free of STD’s.
Lena Danielle Bisterholm
A 24-year-old Junior Excecutive with Imbruglia Industries. Previously, Lena was a Lieutenant in the United States Air Force, where she served with destinction. Very prim, and with a generally negative view on sex, Lena is often disgusted by Rei and Rachel’s antics.
Rambo Balboa “‘Bo” Hamilton
26 years old, living at home with his father, Rambo is an excellent example of pathetic emo-gothdom. He’s been waiting for his band, “Mipaine” to catch a break, but unfortunately, they suck. However, Rambo is very good at cutting through bullshit in most things, speaks and writes Japanese, French, and Spanish fluently, and is always willing to take the fall when things go wrong.
Gordon James “Gordy” Howitzer
As the recently-elected Devil, Gordy’s main lot in life is creating chaos. He is also Rei’s direct supervisor at Cthulhu’s Coffee Cauldron. Rei has some mysterious hold on him that neither will explain, but he is compelled to do as she says.
Cliff “Excequor Christ” De Matteo
The living resurrection/reincarnation of Christ on Earth, or so he says. Generally acts as a freelance Antihero and causes trouble for the government. Cliff has basically taken military control over Minneapolis and the surrounding areas.